codeinewarrior:

life sucks. i have no goth friends to dance under overpasses with

(via thebootydiaries)



toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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horse-ebook:

dariox-am:

u-ok:

Do you know who that picture is of ? That’s Marilyn Monroe. They’ve considered her the most beautiful women in the world. She’s gorgeous, and beautiful, right ? But look at her stomach. Is it completley flat ? Does she not have love handles or, perfect long skinny legs ? No. She dosn’t. And wanna know something ? Her pants size, was a size 9. She wasn’t some fucking 00 or 1. She had CURVES. You all worry about your pants size, and your weight when, in reality, who cares ? Why not live your life and be happy instead of counting calories in your head ? Trying to “Be skinny” ? You think losing weight it going to automatically make you feel better ? It wont. No magical fairy is gonna come flying outta the fucking wood work, declaring, “You’re now offically hott ! Boys love you now ! You can be accepted by society !” No. Utter, bullshit. You’re fucking beautiful ; it’s society thats fucked. Love yourself, because if you cant love yourself, you cant love anybody, or anything else. Be free, and be happy. Fuck what the media says, you want that double cheese-burger with bacon ? GO FOR IT. Until your weight starts to affect your health, you’re perfectly fine to eat what you please. ♥

is that a drowned squirrel :(

its marilyn monroe did you even read it

(via bubblywubblydubbly)


saintophelia:

no offense but some of you need to make a little birdhouse in your soul

(via sapphic-soft)


slavery:

Not enough people named WOLFGANG these days smh what’s with that

(via rohie)


fragile-plzhandlewithcare:

thebootydiaries:

dutch-dyke:

thebootydiaries:

hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,

yes he tried to lick my toes

why u think i want him back so bad 👀👅

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adhdmoi:

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

(via sapphic-soft)


unclefather:

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

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(via takethistyourgrave)


wwayvs:

some of you were never sold to one direction to pay for your mom’s debt and it shows

(via rohie)


silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

(Source: 2winpeaks, via dearratgirl)


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